Fault with my member

[Softus]

I have a fault with the dongle in my boilery thing. One moment it's doing one thing; the next, with no warning or digitised voice announcing that I have 15 seconds to reach safe distance, it does something else!

Is it the divertor valve?

Or the effects of surface tension in the pressure accumulator valve outlet?

If so, can I fix it by renewing the flow switch?

 

[joe-90]

I think your father had a fault with his 'member' and fertilized an egg with a faulty sperm.


joe

 

[Softus]

I think your father had a fault with his 'member' and fertilized an egg with a faulty sperm.

My memory isn't what it used to be, but I'm sure that I was told the same thing by a 12-year old, when I was 12.

The old ones are the best.

 

[joe-90]

I think your father had a fault with his 'member' and fertilized an egg with a faulty sperm.

My memory isn't what it used to be,

Nor your intellect.

 

[Richardp]

handbags at dawn?

 

[JohnD]

I recognise this one. The problem is due to User Error and is best addressed by replacing the faulty part.

 

[keyplayer]

If I'm correct it is functioning properly. The next time it happens empty it into a pre-warmed teapot, into which you have placed a couple of teabags.

 

[JulieL/B]

teabags.

Be careful Keyplayer, teabagging is a well known practice at the saunas!!

 

[JohnD]

teabags.

Be careful Keyplayer, teabagging is a well known practice at the saunas!!

don't understand...

 

[Softus]

Julie L/B - I bagsy (no pun intended) that you explain this one to JohnD

 

[toffee]

I dont know what tea bagging is either

 

[Softus]

Oh, what a sheltered life some of us lead...

 

[toffee]

its okay, I have looked it up on ask jeeves.
All I can say is some people must have big mouths!

 

[markie]

toff

or small....

 

[toffee]

shame on me, I thought it meant the full lock stock and barrel at once!!!