Feb 14th

[securespark]

Nah!! Go to Morrisons!

12 red roses, £4.99. No sweat.

Don't forget to take the label off, cheapskate

Trouble is, I did just that!!

J was not impressed, so I made a quick gag about how they were actually half-price............funnily enough, I didn't get my oats........

 

[AdamW]

Have you managed to retrieve all the thorns from your backside yet?

Simon, there's only one thing for it... Lay on the Barry White, the Walrus of Love. Economy-sized chap with a beard? Nuff said. Just take a deep breath and say "I'm warmth in the winter, shade in the summer" in your best Barry White soul voice.

 

[securespark]

Economy-sized chap with a beard

Oh Adam, darling, you know how to sweet-talk a man!!

 

[AdamW]

It was "cuddly chap with a beard", but I didn't think it would be the done thing for a chap to call another chap "cuddly" on Valentine's... my cocaine-nippled thai ladyboy might get jealous.