Food colouring/digestive system

[Zampa]

I ate some chocolate the other night...went for a pony in the morning...

and it was.....brown!.....weird that eh!

But seriously...i was once quite worried about my digestive sysyem, everything I ate come out the other end in the same form...

I went to the docs and said "when I eat eat cabbage I poo cabbage...when I eat rice I poo rice....when I eat fish I poo fish..when I eat strarberries I poo strawberries..everything thing I eat comes out the same...it doesnt look like poo at all...what can I do?...my poo doesnt look like poo doctor...im worried"

He just looked up and said..........














Eat poo then!

 

[AdamW]

Would now be a good time to mention my mate Dave's collection of Japanese erotica?

 

[securespark]

Scat Pron?

 

[ninebob]

I have noticed that if you eat Sugar Puffs breakfast cereal, your wee smells more like Sugar Puffs than the stuff itself does to start with!

Poo-wise, no strange experiences to report myself, other than the already mentioned "morning-after-the-guinness" phenominon....

 

[Zampa]

I have noticed that if you eat Sugar Puffs breakfast cereal, your wee smells more like Sugar Puffs than the stuff itself does to start with!

Poo-wise, no strange experiences to report myself, other than the already mentioned "morning-after-the-guinness" phenominon....

Ah yes...familiar with that one.....once (only once) had a session with Murpheys stout......

Woke up the following morning...went for me '8 a.m one'.......

Thought me liver and kidneys had packed in overnight!

 

[Nige F]

I ate a load of alphabet spagetti.......looked in the bowl later and saw urdt spelled on the porcelane.well, I am dyslexic ate a tin of sweetcorn.saw corn on the cob later

 

[joe-90]

I have noticed that if you eat Sugar Puffs breakfast cereal, your wee smells more like Sugar Puffs than the stuff itself does to start with!

I've noticed that too. It's the only food that does it.



joe

 

[Moz]

can I just add for all you tosspots who were faulting me a so called Doctors of Shi*e ..

Guinness /dark stout
I can tell you withing an hour hour long you will be reproducing a BRICK stoll Black /Negro

cider depend on strength ...
your stool will be pebbles an yellow

bitter/mild
your stool will be normal soft but splattered

spirits /alcopops/shots
next day bloke/women will have massive kidney upper back ache , as it tries to clean you ... men will have a normal stool but very bloody an you will have the dying for pee then lil wee
women will have bloody stool an period like pains ...

 

[Nige F]

Thanks for that ,Moz You wil go down in the anals of scatological history

 

[kendor]

don't know about food colouring but one glass of barium meal will turn it completely white!

 

[johnny_t]

I've just been in Finland for two days and, being a vegetarian, had to eat an awful lot of beetroot. An awful lot......

Anyway, combined with drinking a similar ammount of the local tramp-juice on Tuesday night, or Lapin Kulta to give it its proper name, I managed to do a pink fizzy poo yesterday morning.

Just thought I'd share..........

 

[Stoday]

Poppy seeds, as on bread and some up-market ice cream, goes straight through. Makes it feel like sandpaper when you wipe.

Fresh asparagus always gives your urine a distinctive odour.

 

[gcol]

Has anyone ever read the ingredients of Sunny Delight? Quite a list. Even has vegatable fat in it. Why would they put chip fat in orange juice?

 

[Stoday]

It's not orange juice. It's orange coloured drink.

Contains 15% juice, a mix of orange,lime, mandarin,and grapefruit. Also contains guar gum; xanthan gum and gellan gum.

 

[securespark]

Quite how the manufacturers have continued to fool parents into thinking that muck has any nutritional value whatsoever is quite beyond me!