General gossip, hi-jack free

[pickles]

The blokes here do have a little bit of a problem with funny ladies ...

As one of "The blokes", permit me to destroy that bizarre generalisation. I have no problem with funny woman, only unfunny ones. And the ones that aren't women.

What evidence do we have that you are in fact a bloke Softus. In fact wouldn't it be funny if we are all women, even Slogger, can you actually have a gender on the internet. Is the pope catholic, am I certifiable, theyr'e coming again.........aaah the sweet kiss of the neddle, or even the needle.























That was a nice little nap. Dollyeyes I accuse you of being a man

 

[Softus]

It is Friday afternoon, but that has nothing to do with my post.

Jokes are humourous, and don't need explaining. If you write something, and then immediately write "only joking", and the second statement effectively negates the first, then not only is the net value of the pair of statements zero, but the thing you claim to be a joke is not, IMHO, a joke.

I therefore feel entitled to comment on the first statement on the basis that it was not a joke.

Even if you disagree with all of that, then I think my comment is still valid on the basis that someone else might not realise what "only joking" was referring to.

 

[WoodYouLike]

Definitely friday afternoon

 

[pickles]

It is Friday afternoon, but that has nothing to do with my post.

Jokes are humourous, and don't need explaining. If you write something, and then immediately write "only joking", and the second statement effectively negates the first, then not only is the net value of the pair of statements zero, but the thing you claim to be a joke is not, IMHO, a joke.

I therefore feel entitled to comment on the first statement on the basis that it was not a joke.

Even if you disagree with all of that, then I think my comment is still valid on the basis that someone else might not realise what "only joking" was referring to.

Have you had lunch. Low blood sugar can make you grumpy

 

[Softus]

Definitely friday afternoon

Ignoramus. ONLY JOKING

 

[Softus]

Have you had lunch.

No.

Low blood sugar can make you grumpy

So can t*ssers.

 

[WoodYouLike]

So can t*ssers.

Teas(s)ers?

 

[pickles]

Have you had lunch.

No.

I rest my case then

 

[johnny_t]

Moving on, ahem.......

I had a dream that I went to Newcastle and met Slogger last night. He was a real east-end of London-type geezer - Smart Blue Jeans, Black roll-neck top, brown suede jacket, short dark hair like Bodie in the Professionals, and when he found out who I was, couldn't have been nicer. All sort of 'alright mate' and 'yeah, i'll give you a lift' and 'Its all a bit of a laugh, that stuff I post, 'innit'.

All the locals thought he was a real salt of the earth, hub of the community, and the local cafe even did a 'Slogger Special' breakfast. Freaky, No ?

Should I a) Get out more, b) Lay off the cheese at night or c) both.

 

[Softus]

Have you had lunch.

No.

I rest my case then

Well I wouldn't rest it there mlud, it's very precarious and is likely to fall off and smash into a thousand shards...

 

[johnny_t]

So is it his posts that infatuate you, or did you already know him Dolleyes.

I don't think so (to the second bit), but maybe there's been a case of mistaken identity, so just to make it clear - I am not that big black bloke out of the A-Team.

 

[pickles]

Have you had lunch.

No.

I rest my case then

Well I wouldn't rest it there mlud, it's very precarious and is likely to fall off and smash into a thousand shards...

The burning question is though, is dollyeyes a man

ps i 'm not taking the blame if she gets the hump. You started it

 

[Moz]

johnny_t

I think you need to lay off the cheese before bed time as them dreams may start to get all homo-erotic ,lol
btw if you have ever seen SoccerAM on sky sat mornings ,?
they had this geordie on called "the Geordie Dancer ",
a very funny fat loonie who jigs about like a drunken monkey
(Im thinking of them I get in my head on the ale!,lol)
well thats who slogger looks like Im sure..lol

there is one very easy question to ask someone who claims to a woman on the net ... ?
How many pairs of shoes have you ? .................

 

[WoodYouLike]

there is one very easy question to ask someone who claims to a woman on the net ... ?
How many pairs of shoes have you ? .................

Still the risk of stereotyping, dear Moz
(I only have 3: one normal pair, one black pair I wear in the showroom - bit more 'posh' - and slippers )

 

[Moz]

WoodYouLike
3...THREE ..... or 300 ...LOL
forgive me but you were once a Man right ..lol