Give me a break!
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It used to be 50 pages.
I'm referring to the document that filly claimed answered all the questions raised by Buffoon's rambling and imprecise speech.
When the Leader of HM Loyal Opposition got hold of a copy, he very properly studied it and used it to quiz Buffoon about the inconsistencies.
I'm referring to the document that filly claimed answered all the questions raised by Buffoon's rambling and imprecise speech.
When the Leader of HM Loyal Opposition got hold of a copy, he very properly studied it and used it to quiz Buffoon about the inconsistencies.
Seems Starmer may have had an hour to look at it. C4 thought his response was probably off the cuff. If the 50 pages has gone up maybe they didn't want him to look at the additions or maybe they occurred because of his comments. Probably finish up with something only a Starmer can understand but don't worry it just needs common sense.
The only none political aspect of the new plan is getting H&S involved in work places to check that things are covid safe plus a number of "booklets" for various businesses to use as a guide that are coming out shortly.
One at the dead of night. As if, maybe they had a load of dispatch drivers available to distribute them all over the country.The HSE are going to do random checks. As people have been working for some time why wasn't this done earlier.
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https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...rs-your-hypothetical-questions-20200512196363
Can my cleaner visit my mum? Matt Hancock answers your hypothetical questions
THE relaxation of lockdown has many Britons asking questions just to be argumentative and cause trouble. I’ll grudgingly answer a few here:
Why is it safe for a cleaner to come to my house but not a relative?
Cleaners, like anyone doing honest paid work, emit tiny anti-viral ‘grafter’ particles which repel the coronavirus completely. This is why all workplaces are safe except middle-class ones.
What if my cleaner uses public transport?
While on public transport the cleaner is not working so is technically an idle layabout and vulnerable to the coronavirus. If your cleaner is not willing to walk between jobs, you may dock their pay.
Could I employ a relative as a cleaner?
Yes, but you’ll have to work them damned hard. If they’re not leaving your house with bloodied knuckles from scrubbing you’re violating lockdown and will be fined.
Can I meet my mum in the morning and my dad in the afternoon?
As long as both meetings with adults sharing the same household are kept entirely separate, there is no risk. Groups of three or more will attract the coronavirus’s attention in case you are plotting against it.
Why is it safer to meet my mother in a public place full of strangers than her garden?
As when meeting someone from Tinder, you should meet your mother in public because she may have begun to harbour homicidal urges towards you over the last seven weeks. Her garden may be full of deadly traps like in the Saw series of films.
Can I drive to the Lake District and meet my mum there?
Yes – and ignore what the Cumbrians say, they’re nothing but farmers – but you must stay on separate peaks. For example if she is on Haystacks, you must remain on Fleetwith Pike.
Are you just making this **** up as you go along?
Absolutely not. Though that answer might change in the next 24 hours, depending on scientific advice.
Can my cleaner visit my mum? Matt Hancock answers your hypothetical questions
THE relaxation of lockdown has many Britons asking questions just to be argumentative and cause trouble. I’ll grudgingly answer a few here:
Why is it safe for a cleaner to come to my house but not a relative?
Cleaners, like anyone doing honest paid work, emit tiny anti-viral ‘grafter’ particles which repel the coronavirus completely. This is why all workplaces are safe except middle-class ones.
What if my cleaner uses public transport?
While on public transport the cleaner is not working so is technically an idle layabout and vulnerable to the coronavirus. If your cleaner is not willing to walk between jobs, you may dock their pay.
Could I employ a relative as a cleaner?
Yes, but you’ll have to work them damned hard. If they’re not leaving your house with bloodied knuckles from scrubbing you’re violating lockdown and will be fined.
Can I meet my mum in the morning and my dad in the afternoon?
As long as both meetings with adults sharing the same household are kept entirely separate, there is no risk. Groups of three or more will attract the coronavirus’s attention in case you are plotting against it.
Why is it safer to meet my mother in a public place full of strangers than her garden?
As when meeting someone from Tinder, you should meet your mother in public because she may have begun to harbour homicidal urges towards you over the last seven weeks. Her garden may be full of deadly traps like in the Saw series of films.
Can I drive to the Lake District and meet my mum there?
Yes – and ignore what the Cumbrians say, they’re nothing but farmers – but you must stay on separate peaks. For example if she is on Haystacks, you must remain on Fleetwith Pike.
Are you just making this **** up as you go along?
Absolutely not. Though that answer might change in the next 24 hours, depending on scientific advice.
That explains filly's problem.
LOL Are you finally seeing some sense
bit late though.Boris isn't doing himself any good heading briefs. Newspaper man - not too bad if he can write it all down first.
Itlaian newspaper La Reppublica says:
"LONDON - Herd immunity, lockdown, Boris Johnson's backside, previously useless and now vital buffer tests, massacre in retirement homes, delays on masks for doctors and nurses on the front lines, conflicting messages on treatments for coronavirus infected. In English it is called U-turn. Now, after all the Johnson government's counter-orders in the fight against coronavirus, we could rename it UK-turn."
https://rep.repubblica.it/pwa/gener...ori_del_governo_johnson-254814814/?refresh_ce
"LONDON - Herd immunity, lockdown, Boris Johnson's backside, previously useless and now vital buffer tests, massacre in retirement homes, delays on masks for doctors and nurses on the front lines, conflicting messages on treatments for coronavirus infected. In English it is called U-turn. Now, after all the Johnson government's counter-orders in the fight against coronavirus, we could rename it UK-turn."
https://rep.repubblica.it/pwa/gener...ori_del_governo_johnson-254814814/?refresh_ce
Some education on the UK for Filly. Trouble is it didn't work for very long here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Plan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Plan
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Deleted member 18243
Of course it has! it's all the talk in the ghettoes. A contingent of useless police chiefs of occupied areas will have petitioned the government for it.
There is also some fascinating numbers about on this site
https://www.ukpublicrevenue.co.uk/uk_national_revenue_analysis
The debt one is interesting. Bank problems stick out. Not long before Labour talking about bank legislation and Cameron etc running around saying What!! you can't do that. What a crazy idea. Who gets blamed - labour.
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durhamplumber
ROFL then LMAO......Excellent Mottie,,my sentiments exactly,,,,,sûk it up Notch.
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durhamplumber
You ain’t graspin it BRO.....Nee common freekin sense..
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durhamplumber
Correct Gal,,,but people like you can STILL not grasp the simplest concepts.No wonder you prefer “Stay Home”. Although you could well find some ambiguity in that.
Have you moved on from copper pipes to push fit plastic?
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