Great Insults

[Johnmelad502]

In an effort to help you to come to terms with you inherited stupidity, I suggest you get yourself a pet. Not a dog it might bite you, not a cat as it would almost certainly look down on you. Try a pig, a pig would almost certainly treat you as an equal.

The rules, only one insult to be posted at a time so as to give everyone a chance.

Post the insult, do not direct it at any forum user.

The best insult will win a prize...

 

[noseall]

"Hey mate, i stuck up for you today..."

"Oh yeah, how's that then?"

"Someone said you weren't fit to sleep with pigs and i said you were."

 

[ColJack]

"how appropriate, you fight like a cow"

 

[Blasphemous]

The best insult will win a prize...

What's the prize?

 

[tawelfryn]

Best insult was from Winston Churchill.

“Winston, you’re drunk” - Bessie Braddock, MP

“Indeed, Madam, and you are ugly, but tomorrow I’ll be sober” - Winston Churchill

 

[disinfo]

Alan Sugar made me laugh the other week.

"Somewhere out there, there is a village missing its idiot"

 

[Johnmelad502]

The best insult will win a prize...

What's the prize?

It's a 100% genuine £20 note. All the winer will need to do is work out the clue to its location and collect it.

 

[Trazor]

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

 

[Blasphemous]

It's a 100% genuine £20 note. All the winer will need to do is work out the clue to its location and collect it.

OH! Sounds good!

Errm right them..... an Insult? I'll nip up stairs and ask the wife for one. She's usually got a barrage of them in supply for me!

 

[Blasphemous]

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Jeezas look at you! Was anyone else hurt in the accident?

A wife of 40 should be like money, you should be able to change her for two of 20's!

My wife asked what it would take to make her look good. "About a mile" I said!

 

[Shutpa]

When your posts appear, I am constantly told that: "You are ignoring this user". I am never, ever tempted, to read your contributions and in saying that, I couldn't pay you a higher compliment.

 

[Trazor]

When you were young, you were so ugly, your mother tied sausages around your neck, so the dog would play with you.

 

[steveuk]

is that ya own brain or, are you breaking it in for an idiot

 

[dextrous]

If your sister was a horse, I'd sh*g the saddle

 

[solo]

You're not even a proper (insert trade here), you've only stood next to one.


Where did you get that coat.....off a dead German?