to an ugly woman:
"If you were the last woman on earth.........i'd have a w*nk!"
"If you were the last woman on earth.........i'd have a w*nk!"
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Woman gets her own back ---
Is it in yet?
Is it in yet?
If brains were legs ... you'd be a snake
Homer
Homer
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Johnmelad502
If I want your stupid opinion, I’ll beat it out of you.
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gassafeman
You're so poor, that when I walked into your shack, I stepped on a cigerette on the floor and yo mamma shouted, "Who turned off the heater?!" 
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EddieM
"thank you for talking the time to humiliate yourself" Said it once on a telecon. Tee Hee. Or, "he's reached rock bottom and started to dig". or "He sets exceedingly low standards that he fails to live up to"[/list]
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe
player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
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