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Thomas Beecham rehearsing the orchestra, lady playing chelo (badly)
(tap tap tap with baton)
Madam, you have there between your legs, a instrument capable of giving immesurable pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!
Wotan
(tap tap tap with baton)
Madam, you have there between your legs, a instrument capable of giving immesurable pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!
Wotan
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Johnmelad502
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?
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Hows about
15 million sperm and YOU were the fastest swimmer
15 million sperm and YOU were the fastest swimmer
That guy couldn't get laid if he were in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas!
(my all time fave is that
)
(my all time fave is that
)When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
Things to say to someone who's acting like a prat after too much booze;
'Its never a good idea to drink on an empty head!'
'Don't worry about it, I was just like you after my first ever pint!'
'Its never a good idea to drink on an empty head!'
'Don't worry about it, I was just like you after my first ever pint!'
you're so ugly, your mother fed you with a catapult.
When you were born, it was the Midwife who screamed.
When you were born, it was the Midwife who screamed.
The best part of you went down your mother's leg!
How come your so f****** ugly with only one head.
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