Grumpy old men?

Anyone who mentions racism and offensiveness on an innocent topic like this.
 
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trazor said:
Anyone who mentions racism and offensiveness on an innocent topic like this.
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That proves to me, sir, that you are clearly racist and offensive. You should relocate to Canada at the earliest opportunity
 
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What about teenagers who end every sentence with "yeah", as in "Went to the pub yeah"

Or footballers who end every sentence with "Know what I mean?" :evil:
 
I belong to that generation which is, officially, the grumpiest in history so I ought to have plenty of grumps - but I don't. So I've been through the limited number of things that get on my t*t ends to see what comes out on top. I've multiplied the annoyance level of each grump by its average frequency and the winner is:

The sticky label!

It's not every sticky label. It's the ones which are not as strong as their own glue that drive me up the wall. Why do they exist? How difficult can it be to make a label that peels off in one piece? Was the designer a complete idiot? :?: :?: :?: You start at one corner and peel carefully - and it happens; the thing starts to tear along one edge.

B*GGER! :mad: :mad: :mad:

You start at another corner and work towards the tear, more carefully this time. You breathe a sigh of relief as the two lifted sections meet without further incident. Surely, now that you're peeling at right angles to the edges, things will go smoothly --

DOUBLE B*GGER!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Another edge starts to tear. You go to the last two corners and begin, ever so carefully, to work your way towards the first two. AT LAST! The entire perimeter of the little bar steward is free. All that remains is to peel it off, right?

Wrong! The damn thing begins to tear IN THE MIDDLE!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Time for a Carlsberg Special. :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
 
What really gets my goat are people who begin a sentence and dont
 
If you can't see a car approaching in good visibility without lights, you should not be driving...
 
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