Guys am ****ed off big time please cheer me up

[alumni]

Bit disappointed.
No knock at the door from the dibble. Here's me thinking the sharp as a tack legal wizz on would have got them into action pronto. Oh well,
Maybe tomorrow??

 

[LastMagicBean]

I bet you 2 boys couldn't sleep last night after the legal genius got on the case???

I loved it....

 

[alumni]

I bet you 2 boys couldn't sleep last night after the legal genius got on the case???

I loved it....

Didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
He was good last week, but he excelled himself last night.

Next time i get my collar felt, i know who to call. Will have me out of there double quick time.

 

[LastMagicBean]

*Edited for Legal reasons.*

 

[sooey]

Much as I hate to admit it cumbriahalfwit was right about this guy, he's as nutty as a fruitcake and shouldn't be encouraged or belittled too much.
Concrete proof if ever there was any, of the age old adage "it takes one to know one".

 

[Nige F]

[? emphoric ?

It`s actually in The Urban Dictionary

 

[RedHerring2]

You could have posted the meaning as well.

emphoracle
1) n: One who is emphoric.
2) n: One who sees the future by shmagoiganning a person in order to gain access to their emphoric powers. See also shmagoigan
3) Adj: The state of emphoricness.
4) n: One who can summon fetusses to do his/her bidding.
5) Adj: Fetus-like.
6) Adv: Of forming and throwing fecal matter as ninja stars.
7) V: Throwing crap like a hippo.

1) You are emphoric!
2) I went to see the emphoracle.
3) You are emphoric!!! Woot!
4) FETUS I SUMMON YOU!!! DO MY BIDDING!!
5) You emphoric fetus.
6) I am emphoracley emphoracleizing you.
7) I Emphoracling you!
(The Urban Dictionary)

BTW:
shmagoigan isn't defined yet.

(The Urban Dictionary)

 

[Mickymoody]

Processes take time. Hurt lasts forever.

 

[Alarm]

lol