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Nope, I bought a nice shiny new immersion spanner, and (because the little devil wouldn't shift) I added an extra length of pipe on to increase the handle length. = instant copper corkscrew
Still, I've got a nice Megaflo (well Ariston PWV) in my new house, + water softner + anti-corrosion sysem. Much better all round.