I love Paris in the springtime

[Brigadier]

My sons bedroom looked like that when he lived at home.

I blame the parents.

 

[motorbiking]

Dont talk rubbish

I've been to dodgy parts of the world Guatemala, Belize, Kazakstan, South Africa, China. But Paris is the only place where I have been held up and robbed.

 

[Mottie]

Miss Mottie and her boyfriend went to Paris years ago and he had his wallet nicked before he got out of the station.

 

[motorbiking]

Reading Koolpc's post again - I realised he was making a joke about talking rubbish.

 

[Vinty]

Those tents are poss just a stopover for many, until they can catch a dinghy heading this way.

French let them sleep in tents, we put them up in 4* hotels. Who are the biggest fools?

Probably a deliberate policy by the French to induce them to get out of France and head for Britain.

 

[crystal ball]

I had my car nicked in Barrow in Furness and used in a failed bank robbery, scoundrels

 

[securespark]

I had my car nicked in Barrow in Furness and used in a failed bank robbery, scoundrels

The bank robbers were French?

 

[Notch7]

A shop fitter mate of mine was working nights over there a few years ago fitting out shops when closed and he said then that the streets were full of rubbish, people sleeping in the streets and f*cking huge rats.

Yeah but Paris supermarkets are full of tomatoes.

 

[motorbiking]

I had my car nicked in Barrow in Furness and used in a failed bank robbery, scoundrels

did it break down?

 

[motorbiking]

Yeah but Paris supermarkets are full of tomatoes.

thats because the French consider it a sin to shop in supermarkets and fruit n veg is meant to be grown at home.

 

[Mottie]

Yeah but Paris supermarkets are full of tomatoes.

Same as the
supermarkets over here except for yours then.

 

[ellal]

thats because the French consider it a sin to shop in supermarkets and fruit n veg is meant to be grown at home.

I think you'll find that there aren't shortages because they benefit from the advantage of being in a common market

 

[motorbiking]

Thats odd, because we don't have shortages either.

 

[ellal]

Thats odd, because we don't have shortages either.

You must be having a love-in with mottie/motman at the same supermarket...

Next thing you'll be telling us that falling inflation being reported across the EU today is false news and inflation hasn't just risen again in the UK

 

[ReganAndCarter]

I'm guessing that when we're all standing outside shops in Soviet era style bread queues, Mottie's local supermarket will still be overflowing with fresh produce.