Needing a couple of cans of expanding foam in a hurry, I went into my local Screwfix this afternoon.
Took my order form to the counter: that foam was out of stock.
Went back to the catalogue, found a different brand of foam, joined the end of the queue; arrived at the counter again to discover that they had only one can in stock. Reluctantly agreed to buy the one can.
Went to the other end of the counter to wait for the order to be picked. Young man came out and tried to explain (in broken English) that the nozzle was missing. I told him it would be useless without the nozzle and asked him to go back and look. After a while he re-emerged to say he still couldn't find it. His manager sent him back to look again, with the same result.
Asked for a refund on the can, then went back to the catalogue to find a third brand. Rejoined the queue, arrived at the counter; learned that brand three was out of stock.
Went back to the catalogue to find brand four. Took my order form to the counter. At last: two cans in stock, and they had the appropriate nozzles hanging off the lids.
Asked them to refund my card for the single can without nozzle, and charge me for the two I was buying. Slight sinking feeling when the manager predicted that the sale terminal was about to go wrong. Cheered up when the sales assistant assured him it wouldn't. Bit lip when it did indeed go wrong. Waited to move to a terminal that would work.
Entered PIN code to pay for the foam. Despite plenty of credit, and correct PIN code, transaction was voided. Sales assistant tore the papers out of the machine, ripped them up and threw them in the bin.
'Shouldn't you give me my copy, if the transaction's been cancelled?' 'No need.' 'But I'd like you to give me my copy.' Sales assistant hunts through the bin for the bits of paper, smooths them out and tries to staple them together.
Then, at last, I paid for my purchase and went home the happy owner of two cans of No Nonsense expanding foam.
I think I'll go back to ordering on line.
Took my order form to the counter: that foam was out of stock.
Went back to the catalogue, found a different brand of foam, joined the end of the queue; arrived at the counter again to discover that they had only one can in stock. Reluctantly agreed to buy the one can.
Went to the other end of the counter to wait for the order to be picked. Young man came out and tried to explain (in broken English) that the nozzle was missing. I told him it would be useless without the nozzle and asked him to go back and look. After a while he re-emerged to say he still couldn't find it. His manager sent him back to look again, with the same result.
Asked for a refund on the can, then went back to the catalogue to find a third brand. Rejoined the queue, arrived at the counter; learned that brand three was out of stock.
Went back to the catalogue to find brand four. Took my order form to the counter. At last: two cans in stock, and they had the appropriate nozzles hanging off the lids.
Asked them to refund my card for the single can without nozzle, and charge me for the two I was buying. Slight sinking feeling when the manager predicted that the sale terminal was about to go wrong. Cheered up when the sales assistant assured him it wouldn't. Bit lip when it did indeed go wrong. Waited to move to a terminal that would work.
Entered PIN code to pay for the foam. Despite plenty of credit, and correct PIN code, transaction was voided. Sales assistant tore the papers out of the machine, ripped them up and threw them in the bin.
'Shouldn't you give me my copy, if the transaction's been cancelled?' 'No need.' 'But I'd like you to give me my copy.' Sales assistant hunts through the bin for the bits of paper, smooths them out and tries to staple them together.
Then, at last, I paid for my purchase and went home the happy owner of two cans of No Nonsense expanding foam.
I think I'll go back to ordering on line.