I was at
Screwfix a few weeks back and the guy in front in the queue was the one we all hate - not grasped the concept that the catalogue is browsed, order written down, given to till person, goods come from warehouse.
No. he thought he could ask the till person all sorts of DIY questions and "do you sell ..." inquires, while the whole world just waits behind him
Anyway, he wanted a timber weatherboard for the bottom of a door. The till guy politely pointed him to a catalogue and page number.
While waiting for my stuff, I thought I'd help and referred him to the solitary metal one stocked by
screwfix.
His response was, "Thanks, I saw that one but wanted a wooden one ..... Its a bluddy disgrace, this shop is useless they never have anything I need"
I just thought, oh why do I bother.
If he was not such a dick-head, I would have taken him next door to a trade only merchant and he could have got one on my trade account