Something like what I said and a good idea.
Then he meets his BFF his brother Wills and his wife and go out together with armed guard etc and then his grandmother and then his dad/step mum could drop him back off at Bigginhill airport.
Harry can't expect a smooth ride home with the press waiting to greet him. The Express and Torygraph are eager for fresh blood.
He should've been savvy enough to court the press and avoid this kind of pressure before it began but since he takes after his mother that was never really an option for him.
His brother, Bill and his missus are much more competent and will make a good job of keeping the Royals relevant in the 21st century.