Just a bit of an introduction :)

[Deluks]

Sarah, he's not what you think! be careful, be VERY careful. He will only break your heart.

or try and eat it

 

[tim west]

Ere what do you lot take me for??!!! Chianti! yuk liebfraumilch for me or blue nun!

 

[conny]

There you go again Mr Tim on about the ladies !

Liebfraumilch means coming from the monastry of the Virgin Mary,

and as for Blue Nun!

Need I say anymore?

Virgins AND Nuns!

 

[tim west]

There's nun better than a virgin

 

[conny]

There's nun better than a virgin

Oooh! That was a BAD punchline Mr Tim!

And once you've had her she ain't anymore!

How's things going with Sarah by the way?

 

[imamartian]

try this !!

//www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=111792

 

[tim west]

How's things going with Sarah by the way?

I think she's done a runner? Havn't a clue why?

 

[ClosetMermaid]

No i'm still around! Not easily offended i'm afraid

 

[conny]

//www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=111792

Been there, done that and now got the T-shirt.

 

[tim west]

No i'm still around! Not easily offended i'm afraid

 

[RF Lighting]

Are you two going to, ahem, well, err,

 

[tim west]

practice sign language?

 

[JohnD]

this is like listening to schoolboys boasting at the bus stop


"I've had sex with nearly sixteen girls"

"Do you mean you've had sex with fifteen?"

"No, I've nearly had sex with Samantha, I've nearly had sex with Kylie, I've nearly had sex with Anastasia..."

 

[securespark]

sex with Kylie

How did you know what I was thinking of?

 

[JohnD]

it's all in your mind


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bD4XjbQo-0