Just registered, no Isle of Wight??

[JohnD]

'course you are.

everyone north of Guildford.

 

[WDIK]

i checked this mythical place called guildford

and it said there demons beyond here

 

[JohnD]

that must be a Northerner's map of the world

Mind you, Portsmouth girls can be pretty grim. Whenever one walks past the Guildhall, if she's a virgin, the lions roar.