LIFE IS JUST GREAT ON THE DOLE

[Gary_M]

I think he's lost the plot . One minute he says he has no mortgage and then 2 posts later he says that his rent is payed for.! Methinks it is a windup, if not and he has so much spare time maybe he could spend some of it on learning how to spell.

But if he is renting, then he wouldn't have a mortgage

 

[anobium]

Still doesn't make sense because the genuine cases have their mortgages paid whilst they are unemployed, so why mention it.
Come to think of it, what the hell an I doing getting involved in a discussion about somebody who is either a sponger or mentally deranged.

 

[B.O.B DOLE]

Just got back in from the pub been out all afternoon sat in the beer garden in the sun guzzling gallons of larger and thinking of all you lot at work paying tax for my ice cool beer CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[securespark]

Hey Bob...

If you got out today, you would have noticed that, although it was sunny today in some parts, it was not warm enough to "sit in the beer garden."

Still, I knew it was a wind-up as soon as I saw it.

What kind of person gets a kick out of winding others up trying to fill them full of bull?

Of course, BOB, it's YOU!!

 

[anobium]

whats the betting that he is some henpecked pencil pusher who can only get his kicks by pretending he is somebody important.

 

[B.O.B DOLE]

whats the betting that he is some henpecked pencil pusher who can only get his kicks by pretending he is somebody important.

KNOPE your wrong i am a dole spunger and proud of it, why work when you can do it for me anyway i will let you other dole spungers in on a little trick i have done,shush now keep this to yourself i was out in the afternoon and had a few drinks fell other and bang my head but remember this is all part of the act ......... the ambulance came and was taken to the hospital
i lay in bed for 6 days had all the scans and plenty cans hidden under the bed and pretended i did not recodnise anyone and dribbled at the mouth now they are giving me care allowance hee hee hee next im going for the big one mobility cant wait to polish my new car hee hee hee.

 

[noodlz]

i lay in bed for 6 days had all the scans done and pretended i did not recodnise anyone and dribbled at the mouth now they are giving me care allowance hee hee hee next im going for the big one mobility cant wait to polish my new car hee hee hee.

Why pretend? Dribbling at the mouth sounds like absolutely normal behaviour from you Bob

 

[Moz]

LOL @ B.O.B DOLE


"now they are giving me care allowance hee hee hee next im going for the big one mobility cant wait to polish my new car hee hee hee." lol..lol...lol

 

[anobium]

Sorry I was wrong when I said you were either a sponger or mentally deranged.
YOUR ARE BOTH OF THESE
As the father of a son who has a progressive incurable illness and who despite this continues to work even though he cannot walk more than 5 yards without assistance. I despise the able bodied people who take advantage of the system and hope that somebody shops you .
I suppose you are one of those idle barstewerds who park in the disabled bays.
Just remember one day you may be genuinely disabled and need the help of the system, and think how you would feel if the shoe was on the other foot.
What a sad life you obviously lead

 

[Moz]

anobium
with all due respect ,chill out pal..lol

you cannot seriously believe that B.O.B DOLE is what he writes ..lol

he is just a wind up merchant ...like slogger

 

[B.O.B DOLE]

anobium
with all due respect ,chill out pal..lol

you cannot seriously believe that B.O.B DOLE is what he writes ..lol

he is just a wind up merchant ...like slogger

Moz the man is a glue sniffer and yes i do park in the disabled bays thanks for reminding me i think i will put a spunge in for those badges has well thanks for your help. and CHEERS i am nipping to the shop to buy sum super strenth larger and have a nice drink since my dole money was payed today and buy the way how do i apply for disabled badges..hee hee hee..........

 

[Moz]

B.O.B DOLE

its the blue badge scheme
you need to send these below to your local social services Blue badge scheme dept
/////////////////////////
2 passport photos
a letter off the disabilty Dss saying your on the motobilty part of the DLA/Incapacity Allowance
£2
/////////////////////////
an then they send you it

hope this helps you ?

ps
are they cans of super Kestral or Tennents Super =£1 a can but hits that spot nicely

 

[B.O.B DOLE]

B.O.B DOLE

its the blue badge scheme
you need to send these below to your local social services Blue badge scheme dept
/////////////////////////
2 passport photos
a letter off the disabilty Dss saying your on the motobilty part of the DLA/Incapacity Allowance
£2
/////////////////////////
an then they send you it

hope this helps you ?



ps
are they cans of super Kestral or Tennents Super =£1 a can but hits that spot nicely

Me drinking special brew now that i can afford it used to be on white lightning cider but them days are gone now.

will be sending for them soon i will see my doc and shrink as soon as poss
i will get them to pay me a home visit so to look the part i have got my designer jacks, chair has seen on farther ted.

 

[Moz]

B.O.B DOLE
aye lad , them big bottles of white lightening are nice but the heartburn next day urrgh..lol

special brew the drink of Fallen Angels every where .lol.lol..lol

oh yes , make sure you dress down,
dirt on face an dont wash your hair..

remember a bad back always affects the knee joints ,an your depression is from your "Insert Family Member here" being killed in front of you

dont forget to hide the sky box an 42"plasma tv ,

*moz taps nose an winks knowingly *

 

[B.O.B DOLE]

B.O.B DOLE
aye lad , them big bottles of white lightening are nice but the heartburn next day urrgh..lol

special brew the drink of Fallen Angels every where .lol.lol..lol

oh yes , make sure you dress down,
dirt on face an dont wash your hair..

remember a bad back always affects the knee joints ,an your depression is from your "Insert Family Member here" being killed in front of you

dont forget to hide the sky box an 42"plasma tv ,

*moz taps nose an winks knowingly *

Moz i have got it down to a fine art its all about acting the part...
i might has well get the badges has well has a new car , free road tax , care allowance, free rent , free money not yet got the plasma but will be doing some christmas shopping early this year if things work out ok.