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Its ok, he used to be a world champion heavy weight boxer and he got hit in the head too many times, addled his brain. and his mum and dad wanted a little girl and so when he was born a boy they dressed him up in girlie clothes and called him gail, he joined the girl guides but they complained about his hairy arms and smoking sticks of dynamite and stuff, the queen gave him a medal for rescuing her dog what got stuck up a tree, he does all his own mending and cooks a mean rice pudding with nutmeg on top.
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Greetings ... take care ..lol
hope you have a sense of humour as you will need it here ..
moz
Greetings ... take care ..lol
hope you have a sense of humour as you will need it here ..
moz
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DS -- BD is actually a govn minister, getting a feel of pubic opinion here, if you follow the machinations of parliament you will recognise his hand in much of the ongoing tripe..
A quote or two from Matt Parris at the Times ...
....Ideas that would not survive the second thoughts of four blokes in a pub are reaching their second reading in the House of Commons....
......Why does this Prime Minister keep missing the obvious? How can it be that the stream of fatuous proposals that began not long after he reached Downing Street and shows no sign of abating as his departure approaches, ever reach the launching pad? We know they must crash - anyone can see they must crash - so how do they keep getting past the stage of being doodles on Tony Blair's notepad?.......
..... You have to hand it to him. He has done an immense amount to induce in ordinary citizens a new confidence in our own powers of analysis. Half the people on your average bus now suspect that they aren't nearly as daft as the Prime Minister and his entire Cabinet. Which of us has not lain in bed listening to the morning radio and been able, at 30 seconds' notice and from a horizontal position, to shoot down in flames whatever kite is being flown by ministers that day?...
Have a good laugh at / with the rest of it, click here Government by doodle
opinion here, if you follow the machinations of parliament you will recognise his hand in much of the ongoing tripe..A quote or two from Matt Parris at the Times ...
....Ideas that would not survive the second thoughts of four blokes in a pub are reaching their second reading in the House of Commons....
......Why does this Prime Minister keep missing the obvious? How can it be that the stream of fatuous proposals that began not long after he reached Downing Street and shows no sign of abating as his departure approaches, ever reach the launching pad? We know they must crash - anyone can see they must crash - so how do they keep getting past the stage of being doodles on Tony Blair's notepad?.......
..... You have to hand it to him. He has done an immense amount to induce in ordinary citizens a new confidence in our own powers of analysis. Half the people on your average bus now suspect that they aren't nearly as daft as the Prime Minister and his entire Cabinet. Which of us has not lain in bed listening to the morning radio and been able, at 30 seconds' notice and from a horizontal position, to shoot down in flames whatever kite is being flown by ministers that day?...
Have a good laugh at / with the rest of it, click here Government by doodle
Welcome, Drs Pock....sounds nasty...hope it clears up soon
Reckon your first comments on our Bobby were right...always listen to your first instincts You appear to have an amazing read on people, even though you haven't been here for long
Pip...great link...Matthew Parris talks a lot of sense
Reckon your first comments on our Bobby were right...always listen to your first instincts
You appear to have an amazing read on people, even though you haven't been here for long Pip...great link...Matthew Parris talks a lot of sense
drspock said:[Welcome, Drs Pock....sounds nasty...hope it clears up soon ]
Sorry to be so pedantic noodlz, but it is dr spock.!
Correct titles are so important don't you think.
Humble apologies Dr Spock...shall give myself a good spanking...or is that not allowed anymore?
Any advice you can offer on a constantly cr*pping baby? Every day her nappy is changed at least once and every day she insists on sh*tting in it again
How inconsiderate! Am thinking of buying a cork 
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B.O.B DOLE said:
And you had to edit this????
[ Any advice you can offer on a constantly cr*pping baby? Every day her nappy is changed at least once and every day she insists on sh*tting in it again How inconsiderate! Am thinking of buying a cork ]
Not quite my speciality but I have it on good authority that hard boiled eggs can alleviate the situation
I presume the purveyor of this information to me mean't to eat said eggs
How inconsiderate! Am thinking of buying a cork ]Not quite my speciality but I have it on good authority that hard boiled eggs can alleviate the situation
I presume the purveyor of this information to me mean't to eat said eggs
Better out than in
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Matthew Parris
an excellent writer , very enjoyable read
an excellent writer , very enjoyable read
drspock said:Not quite my speciality but I have it on good authority that hard boiled eggs can alleviate the situation
I presume the purveyor of this information to me mean't to eat said eggs
Sorry...wrong Doc Spock
Can never find an expert paediatrician when you need one
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