We could always go to Jockland if they break from the UK, then we could rebuild Hadrians Wall and keep the imi's out...
according to report on R4 the other day they can't afford to do it ,so it looks like Alex Hammond we be running round the highlands in a kilt on his own.
Who is Alex Hammond?
He's a jockey he maybe riding around the highland's he could give Alex Salmond a lift.