maybe NOT more interesting......
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Why is that budgie drinking out of that sex toy? 
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mlb3c said:because it's still hungry after it ate yer last brain cell
Someone gave me a brain cell once but it got lonely...
I don't but I would like you to tell me how you can tell the sex of a brain cell...does it wear make-up and high heels??
Ah sorry, you mean a brain cell from a female..I thought you said a female brain cell!
Due to the overwhelming demand, I feel forced to tell it.
"Once upon a time there was an adventurous female brain cell. One night, she slipped quietly away from the others, and burrowed out through her owners ear. She clambered across the pillow and came to another ear, and pushed through the thick ginger undergrowth to get inside the head.
When she arrived, it was not at all what she was used to. Instead of the constant babble of girlish chattter, it was very quiet. She began to feel frightened. "Hello" she called, "Is anyone there?" For a moment it was silent.
Then, from far, far away, she heard an echoing voice in reply.
"We're down here" it said.
"Once upon a time there was an adventurous female brain cell. One night, she slipped quietly away from the others, and burrowed out through her owners ear. She clambered across the pillow and came to another ear, and pushed through the thick ginger undergrowth to get inside the head.
When she arrived, it was not at all what she was used to. Instead of the constant babble of girlish chattter, it was very quiet. She began to feel frightened. "Hello" she called, "Is anyone there?" For a moment it was silent.
Then, from far, far away, she heard an echoing voice in reply.
"We're down here" it said.
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