As you will probably know, GCSE pupils are practically the size of adults and my year was no exception.
For months and months a vertically-challenged fellow pupil had been goading a slightly bigger one into winding me and my mate up. They used to throw board rubbers at us so our blazers would be dirty, creeping up behind us then elastic bands on our ears, usual schoolboy stuff but month and months of it got me down, I wanted to do well so I could do what I wanted later in life. In Physics once, it got so bad I went and sat elsewhere once the practical started, and they were soon over asking me why I had moved. I replied honestly and the slightly bigger one, as usual goaded on by the littlest one, started coming up close to my face. I stated that if he didn't "procreate" off I would hit him. He stood there, stuck his chin out and said go on then. Well - what more do you need? Three or four punches later he was in a heap in the corner. As I walked out the door of the classroom all I could see was the littlest one shocked but loving it.
My aforementioned mate came to get me, said I was in the ****, and the teacher was taking me to the head. As he wasn't there and it was last lesson, teacher said first in the morning come to see me and we'll go and see the head. All night I cacked myself. When I got there in the morning and saw the head and told him everything and about the invitation I was given, he said "Good", and sent me out. lol.
All this partly because I a) worked hard and b) the previous week or so received my only 5 detentions ever all in a row because I was drunk at school. I was a bit drunk because I had been home for lunch with my girlfriend and her mates and everyone knew my girlfriend and I were having hows-your-father because she told everyone!
I have since learnt the littlest one discovered he has some sort of hip disorder which is why he wasn't very tall.
For months and months a vertically-challenged fellow pupil had been goading a slightly bigger one into winding me and my mate up. They used to throw board rubbers at us so our blazers would be dirty, creeping up behind us then elastic bands on our ears, usual schoolboy stuff but month and months of it got me down, I wanted to do well so I could do what I wanted later in life. In Physics once, it got so bad I went and sat elsewhere once the practical started, and they were soon over asking me why I had moved. I replied honestly and the slightly bigger one, as usual goaded on by the littlest one, started coming up close to my face. I stated that if he didn't "procreate" off I would hit him. He stood there, stuck his chin out and said go on then. Well - what more do you need? Three or four punches later he was in a heap in the corner. As I walked out the door of the classroom all I could see was the littlest one shocked but loving it.
My aforementioned mate came to get me, said I was in the ****, and the teacher was taking me to the head. As he wasn't there and it was last lesson, teacher said first in the morning come to see me and we'll go and see the head. All night I cacked myself. When I got there in the morning and saw the head and told him everything and about the invitation I was given, he said "Good", and sent me out. lol.
All this partly because I a) worked hard and b) the previous week or so received my only 5 detentions ever all in a row because I was drunk at school. I was a bit drunk because I had been home for lunch with my girlfriend and her mates and everyone knew my girlfriend and I were having hows-your-father because she told everyone!
I have since learnt the littlest one discovered he has some sort of hip disorder which is why he wasn't very tall.
