Misheard lyrics

[Ihavenojob]

Listening to the radio in the car this morning, blame it on the boogie came on. Not really taken much notice of it before, but I had to check the lyrics when I got home. I was sure I heard "We spent the night in 'Frisco at every kiddie disco", which would seem to fit in with all the smears over the years, but it is "every kind of disco". Any other misheard lyrics ?

 

[Stivino]

ABBA, The winner takes it all.
I used think "no more ace to play" was "No more aches and pains".
The title of the song was totally lost on me.

 

[securespark]

"Doesn't really matter if we're naked or not..."
Living on a prayer.

 

[Mottie]

The greatest dancer. Instead of "One night in a disco, on the outskirts of Frisco", Mrs Mottie used to think it was "One night in a disco, on the outskirts of Bristol".

Also, "Go and get stuffed" instead of "Going gets tough".

 

[Ihavenojob]

Michael Jackson wrote "Blame it on the boogie", here is a picture of him.

 

[MMarve]

A couple of my favourites

"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

and

"I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone"

 

[Dangee]

Sade.Your love is king
Touching the furry parts of me.

 

[Ihavenojob]

This must be one of the funniest and embarrassing ever (see picture behind band)

 

[festive]

Whenever i hear the topic misheard lyrics i think of this genius

 

[charliegolf]

There's a Catholic hymn, 'Faith of our Fathers' with a refrain, 'We will be true to thee till death'.

Billy Connolly, raised close to the shipyards, with its shift work, related in one of his hilarious skits that all the kids thought it said, ' We will be two till two till ten'! You need to see it, as usual, really funny.

 

[securespark]

This must be one of the funniest and embarrassing ever (see picture behind band)

Who is it, I can't tell?

 

[Ihavenojob]

Who is it, I can't tell?

Jockey Wilson, famous darts player.

 

[securespark]

 

[fillyboy]

Old friend of mine from school (sadly dead now) had slightly 'sticky out ears', I say slightly because most people didn't notice, he wore his hair quite long to conceal it. As I said most people really didn't notice but it was always a concern to him, so much so that when he was in his late thirties, he paid for a private operation to have his ears pinned back.
If he hadn't told us about the op, I doubt any of us would have noticed.

I suspect he wished he hadn't told us because whenever he walked into the pub after that he was greeted by a verse of 'holding back the years' by Simply Red.

 

[conny]

Whenever i hear the topic misheard lyrics i think of this genius

The king of the mis-heard lyrics!