Misheard lyrics

[Bodd]

A couple of my favourites

"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

and

"I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone"

Beat me to it..

 

[Bodd]

Old friend of mine from school (sadly dead now) had slightly 'sticky out ears', I say slightly because most people didn't notice, he wore his hair quite long to conceal it. As I said most people really didn't notice but it was always a concern to him, so much so that when he was in his late thirties, he paid for a private operation to have his ears pinned back.
If he hadn't told us about the op, I doubt any of us would have noticed.

I suspect he wished he hadn't told us because whenever he walked into the pub after that he was greeted by a verse of 'holding back the years' by Simply Red.

I had mine pined back when I was 12

 

[Bodd]

Blondie Denis Denis

Denis Denis, avec tes yeux si bleux
Denis Denis, moi j'ai flashe a nous deux
Denis Denis, un grand baiser d'eternite

Denis Denis, je suis si folle de toi
Denis Denis, oh embrasse-moi ce soir
Denis Denis, un grand baiser d'eternite

I would claim I knew all the words to Blondie's top hits , even in french.

My guess is I got that lot Wrong

 

[danechip]

Desireless - Voyage Voyage

Aptly, 'Copper Wire'

I was only about 12, I could go on all morning though.

 

[mattylad]

I mishear the lyrics to most songs.

 

[noseall]

I met Kevin Rowland at a rave in Brum.

 

[noseall]

I mishear the lyrics to most songs.

Moi aussi.

 

[Brigadier]

I mishear the lyrics to most songs.

Especially anything by Sam Smith.

 

[EddieM]

Shania Twain, that don't impress me much, you know the lyric!

 

[transam]

Billy ocean the going gets tough

Or is go and get stuffed

 

[crystal ball]

Love PK but why wear those shirts? urghhh pits

 

[crystal ball]

Sue Lawley ... Police

 

[mattylad]

WHAT?
You mean it's never been Sue Lawley?
Damn...

 

[festive]

The king of the mis-heard lyrics!

He so truly is, i watched live at the blackpool tower after this clip, laughed all the way through..again!

 

[THFC]

Me ears are alight - Desmond Dekker