My son William's Joke!

[mlb3c]

I liked your banana joke, mlb..

why dident the skeleton go to the party?

because he had no body to go with.




(Typed by William - as you can guess, he loves the emoticons!!)


Since Will typed his last joke, he has learnt from his teacher a good way to remember how to spell "because".

Big
Elephants
Can
Always
Understand
Small
Elephants.

Isn't that good?[/quote

you can tell William.....that is very cute.....I remember one when I was in school.....a long long long long long long time ago....of how to spell geography
george
eats
old
grey
rats
and
paints
houses
yellow

I like William's....(what is this called?) better though

 

[kevplumb]

why do elephants paint there toenails red ?

 

[tim west]

The Bank

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to
exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
It was a short line. Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying
to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated.

He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestuday, I get
two hunat dolla for yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it
change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian guy said, "Fluc you white people too!"

 

[JohnD]

why do elephants paint there toenails red ?

So you can't see them when they hide in a bowl of cherries

 

[BoxBasher]

why do elephants paint there toenails red ?

So you can't see them when they hide in a bowl of cherries

Have you ever seen an elephant in a bowl of cherries?

 

[kevplumb]

why do elephants paint there toenails red ?

So you can't see them when they hide in a bowl of cherries

close john

 

[JohnD]

Have you ever seen an elephant in a bowl of cherries?

You can't see them, that's the point!

 

[BoxBasher]

Have you ever seen an elephant in a bowl of cherries?

You can't see them, that's the point!

Works then doesn't it!!

 

[mlb3c]

why do elephants paint there toenails red ?

So you can't see them when they hide in a bowl of cherries

so they can hide in cherry trees

 

[MOD 2]

so why do the animals get out of the jungle at 4 pm

 

[mlb3c]

so why do the animals get out of the jungle at 4 pm

cuz thats when the elephants come out of the cherry trees

btw........why has a cobra got a flat head?

 

[MOD 2]

so why does a cobra have a flat head

 

[markie]

so why do the animals get out of the jungle at 4 pm

cuz thats when the elephants come out of the cherry trees

btw........why has a cobra got a flat head?

Because an elephant stood on it.

 

[mlb3c]

no..........

because he didnt get out of the jungle at 4 !!!!

 

[RF Lighting]

Why are there no asprins in the jungle?


































'Cos the parrots eat em all