RF Lighting said:Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
'Cos the parrots eat em all
That joke is older then kevplumb.
My son William's Joke!
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That joke is older then kevplumb.
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oy yer geordie git
you can tell William.....that is very cute.....I remember one when I was in school.....a long long long long long long time ago....of how to spell geography
george
eats
old
grey
rats
and
paints
houses
yellow
I like William's....(what is this called?) better though [/quote]
"Acronym"
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Surley its paint their nuts red, to hide in cherry trees.
then whats the loudest noise in the jungle?
monkies eating cherries
george
eats
old
grey
rats
and
paints
houses
yellow
I like William's....(what is this called?) better though
[/quote]"Acronym"
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kevplumb said:
Surley its paint their nuts red, to hide in cherry trees.
then whats the loudest noise in the jungle?
monkies eating cherries
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Will again:
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot...
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot...
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A polar bear walks into a pub and says "Can I have a................................................................................pint please"
The barman says why the big paws
The barman says why the big paws
horse walks into a bar and asks for a pint
barman says "why the long face "
barman says "why the long face "
A set of jump leads walks into a pub and asks for a drink.The barman says yes but don't go starting anything
A man walks into a pub and says "A pint of lager please, and no innuendo"
So the barmaid gives him one
So the barmaid gives him one
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
You park in it man
You park in it man
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Belrose
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Man goes in to pub accompanied by dog wearing four little black boots. The barman says "Excuse me, do you mind me asking why your dog is wearing four little black boots ?" Man replies "Because his four little brown ones are at the menders".
Man goes in to pub accompanied by dog wearing four little black boots. The barman says "Excuse me, do you mind me asking why your dog is wearing four little black boots ?" Man replies "Because his four little brown ones are at the menders".
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be
£9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly, the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
million pounds or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers,
"My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who
agrees with everything I say."
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be
£9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly, the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
million pounds or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers,
"My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who
agrees with everything I say."
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Belrose
Did we ever hear how old William is ?
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Nope.
He's seven.
He's seven.
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