Never Ending Story

[Space cat]

kelp cakes. The purple ones are particularly good

 

[Gasman28]

at making your stomach churn like the sound of .............

 

[imamartian]

... a Sumartran Wildebeests mating call....not often heard these days, due to global...

 

[wotan]

warming and economic uncertainty...

 

[Space cat]

which has led to male wildebeest spending far too much time in the pub

 

[lifesagasman]

under the delusion that England could win the World Cup

 

[wotan]

which is as likely as Tony Blair ever telling the truth..

 

[Space cat]

Edit: Drat! Too slow again.

about what he does with watermelons

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

as an after dinner speech, party trick, this has often got him in to trouble with....

 

[Space cat]

Trading Standards, who suspect that he is putting used ones back on shelf

 

[lifesagasman]

out of date and not fit for..

 

[wingcoax]

purpose, which is how he was described at a meeting of

 

[Space cat]

the Women's Institute

 

[imamartian]

Which, incidentally, was first established in 640AD in a cave in....

 

[conny]

Tunbridge Wells during a rain storm when one of the women said.....