Never Ending Story

[Space cat]

some picnic this turned out to be - and who's job was it to pack the jam?

 

[imamartian]

That's why for the first 400 years they were known as "The lady Jam Packers"... a name quickly changed when....

 

[Space cat]

William the Conquerer outlawed non-French jam, declaring that it must be relabelled "tart stuffing" or else ones assets were to be removed

 

[lifesagasman]

to a safe house guarded by..

 

[Space cat]

his three henchmen: Norman, Norman and Ethelred - who had gone berserk when ordered to change his name

 

[wingcoax]

which, when the orders also included the proviso to

 

[Space cat]

have a sex change, was going to be Norma; Norma la Monte. What kind of a crackpot name was that? How could he ever show his face in a Viking men's club again?

 

[oompah]

far better than being in the bikes with out chains gang next door

 

[Gasman28]

which were very hard to pedal, yet they still managed to .........

 

[oompah]

reach the top of the hill which the Grand old Duke of York struggled to

 

[Gasman28]

keep his ex-wife in order. Now she has got to ..............

 

[oompah]

go fetch a pale of water,now where as jack got to.....

 

[Gasman28]

Humpty Dumpty, strange really, I thought he liked .............

 

[oompah]

the roly poly look, never mind that twiggy character seems.....

 

[Gasman28]

quite well spoken when she asks for a ...................