Find me one other topic where you've suggested anything else other than open vented cylinders.
Or do I seem to remember you suggesting two massive combi's in a house once?
Why assume I wouldn't consider using a coil in cylinder option if needed? I've used all sorts of options over the years, from thermal stores, unvented thermal stores, open vented/unvented cylinders, plate loaded cylinders, bespoke cylinders, accumulators from components I have assembled, OEM Accumulators, Break tank and pump sets, and of course the good old fashioned combi. Plus, Combi's to load cylinders, combis as system boiler, hot water priority set ups using combis and cylinders together.
If the job needs a solution, we as professionals will find one. Don't for one moment think that because you are pompous enough to put "Problem solver, alternate thinker, Agony aunt with a tool box" as a signature that it gives you any more credibility here.
Now, you can refuse to give the performance figures of your lash up; I care little, but thanks anyway for confirming my suspicions.