You could start by scrapping that gas guzzling rusting American tat on your drive. Make a difference. You may even attract a girlfriend/boyfriend if you clean your finger nails.
they are not on my drive way
and you could make a difference by not flying abroad on some pointless sking caper
and if you must go abroad you need to sort yer self out including yer finger nails
yer an embarrassment to the UK
I will give the boyfriend a mis