Regrets, I've had a few. When I first lived & worked in t'smoke I spent some considerable time in a real norf Lahndan boozer frequented by some very memorable characters who took pity on this young lad far from home, took me under their collective wing, & promptly proceeded to virtually ruin me in drink.
That pub was the Hope & Anchor on Tottenham Lane, where I would sit at the landlords round table alongside Ray Reardon, Lofty off Eastenders, the chairman of Gallaher Ltd, a very famous London gangsters son & occassionally Sam Fox. Almost no one believes this ever happened, I knew Sam was a lettuce licker even at the height of her fame & during one very intense period of 'tabloid' activity she spent a few weeks with me at 'me mams' where all my old t'village mates thought she was a very poor Sam Fox look-a-like
They liked nothing more than when they were teaching me 'how to be a propah Lahndaner', & I remember two things they insisted I do that I never did. The first was to visit the pub where Barbara Windsor would frequent & hold court. A very backstreet, insignificant Lahndan boozer where if you turned up & behaved she'd buy you a pint & giggle while poking you & pretending you were Sid James . . . .
The other was a night at the Vauxhall Tavern, where Lily Savage was compere for very many years. "The best night out you'll ever have" they used to say . . . . .
"Why are their no snakes in Ireland" Lily would say, " 'Cos they're all behind the bar in the pubs of London"
I got on well with Ray Reardon & I still get on well with my Sam. I wish I'd took the chance to meet Babs & Lily.