Photoshop Caption Contest 1

[toffee]

its raining men hallelujah... its raining men.....

 

[markie]

Your not going to get soaking wet are you,

 

[toffee]

oh ha ha ha ... thats funny!!!!!!

 

[markie]

I hope you didn't think i ment what you are thinking,

 

[markie]

Toff

You haven't got moz hiding under your stairs, it's just that he hasn't been posting for 3 weeks or so,

 

[toffee]

sorry markie... I havent got him in some man trap!!!!

 

[Softus]

sorry markie... I havent got him in some man trap!!!!

That's exactly what someone who had got him in a man trap would say...

 

[toffee]

softus .... just cos u got you got trapped on my wind screen wiper and kept for the amusemtent of my friends and I for 3 weeks without reprieve!!!!!

 

[Softus]

toffee, I don't know what to make of that one.

I'm also a bit tired this evening having been tiling all day (standing up, bending down, lifting, bending, cutting, fiddling, more bending, more lifting, more cutting, blimey will it never end?) and maybe not entirely on the ball - could you translate?

 

[toffee]

oh it was meant to be a joke but it has fallen flat...

just you said about moz and the man trap, that I would say exactly that if...etc..

so..

I was trying to make joke by saying hey softus cos u got stuck on my windscreen (you know the original pic of you hanging onto windscreen wipers...) and my song, its raining men (ie you) and well.... it fell flat... never mind... moving swiftly on .... hope you keep your hands smooth doing all these jobs....

 

[Softus]

oh it was meant to be a joke

OK - I geddit now; it was fine but my capacities are at a low.

hope you keep your hands smooth doing all these jobs....

Too right - the hands that do tiling can be soft as my face, with mild green F*iry L*quid.

Actually, er, my face isn't very soft.

 

[joe-90]

Ya brain is though.

 

[markie]

oh it was meant to be a joke

OK - I geddit now; it was fine but my capacities are at a low.

hope you keep your hands smooth doing all these jobs....

Too right - the hands that do tiling can be soft as my face, with mild green F*iry L*quid.

Actually, er, my face isn't very soft.

softus how do you in write in small letters, ?

 

[Softus]

and you dont realise how funny that is... that is what I call a ladies thing!

Oh, nobody finds me more funny than I do.

 

[toffee]

oh it is totally confusing now...

just funny because I call a ladies thing a fairy!