Photoshop Caption Contest 1

[Softus]

Actually, er, my face isn't very soft.

softus how do you in write in small letters, ?

markie, if you click on the quote button for this post you'll see something that looks like this:

[ size=9 ]Actually, er, my face isn't very soft.[ /size ]

If you remove the space charaters inside the square brackets, and change the text to be, for example, "markie writes small", then you'll get this:

markie writes small
And here's another one:

markie writes tiny

 

[Softus]

just funny because I call a ladies thing a *****!

Oh my word - I didn't see that one coming!

 

[Pensdown]

But I think we should start picking on some of the others now....!

uh-oh

 

[JohnD]

I bloody love you masona, and I want to have your children.

Masona, have you got any children you don't want? Why does Softus want them?

 

[masona]

I b****y love you masona, and I want to have your children.

Masona, have you got any children you don't want? Why does Softus want them?

'cos Softus wants intelligent children, it's rare these days

 

[keyplayer]

Joined: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 4161
Location: Longleat

 

[Softus]

Longleat

lol

 

[ban-all-sheds]

oh it is totally confusing now...

just funny because I call a ladies thing a fairy!

Hmmm..... green fairy liquid.......

 

[Pensdown]

Joined: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 4161
Location: Longleat

....in the "rare breeds" section

 

[toffee]

Ban! yuk!

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Washing-up liquid sales plummet in the Lake District....