Photoshop Caption Contest No.3A

[Pensdown]

 

[JohnD]

Young Brighton woman assaulted by sticky-label fetishist.

 

[bethrob99]

Keep abreast of kerb crawlers with the gutter press

 

[securespark]

What are you doing with your right hand, Pens??

 

[JohnD]

"9-bob mistaken for Pensdown by short-sighted witness. 'I was distracted by the boobies' claims Mr. Spark."

 

[RF Lighting]

Ninebob is more concerned about his missing left eye.

 

[Steve]

Ninebob is more concerned about his missing left eye.

well spotted!

 

[Pensdown]

Moan, moan moan, It took me ages to find a body that would fit Ninebob's head at the angle of the original picture. His eye is still there (just) but the glasses on the right had to go for technical reasons.

And then I had to change to revision A because the mods deleted the original, I don't why I bother

Anyway, watch this space Mr Secure, Im working on yours at the moment

And it's all done in the "Best Possible Taste"

 

[johnny_t]

(Apologies in Advance)



After the excitement of unpacking the box, Simon was pretty sure this was not the doll he had ordered.....

 

[RF Lighting]

technical reasons.

 

[JohnD]

And then I had to change to revision A because the mods deleted the original

Can you publish the nipples separately?

 

[Softus]

Jeez, calm down; I only mild-melded with her.

 

[Steve]

Anyone else think ninebob looks a bit like Alan in the backing band Les Alanos from Phoenix Nights?

 

[ninebob]

Christ - once again I don't spot a topic quick enough!

I can honestly say that's the best laugh I've had this year! But Shaun and I have been sitting here for about half an hour trying to come up with a good caption and we still can't...

I may find some inspiration in the morning......

 

[ninebob]

Anyone else think ninebob looks a bit like Alan in the backing band Les Alanos from Phoenix Nights?

who?