Religion and contradiction

[noseall]

I think we all know what it means when the priest is on the ward.....

 

[securespark]

Gods are invented to explain the un-explanable. Such as the rain god who makes rain, sun god who keeps the hit thing up in the sky. and various other gods.

Never mind those. I'm still waiting for the God who will send a gorgeous lady to spend a few hours with me.

 

[bernardgreen]

waiting for the God who will send a gorgeous lady

finding a Godess would ( could ) be better

 

[Doggit]

And you think Gods going to send you one for free; get real. Everything costs nowadays, if you don't pay the rates, you won't get the mates.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Double standards.

 

[Brigade77]

Let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

 

[Judy in the sky]

Very good Dork, but your copy n paste omits the third option. (and completely proves Boyles Law)
3. Hell expands at the same rate as souls entering hell. Therefore temperature and pressure remain constant (in which case, someone still isn't getting anything off Theresa Manyan)

 

[Mottie]

I thought my wife was religious the first time I dropped my trousers. "Jeeeesus Christ" she said..

 

[ladylola]

Let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
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Hell has to be much much bigger than heaven , after all there's only a stairway to heaven but there's a whole highway to hell. If this god exsists it's clear where he's ( or she's or it's) sending most of us.

 

[Ian H]

I thought my wife was religious the first time I dropped my trousers. "Jeeeesus Christ" she said..

Jesus Christ that's a biggun !!

Or

Jesus Christ is that it??

 

[bernardgreen]

Jesus Christ....... when did you last change your underwear..........? ?

 

[Brigadier]

"Jeeeesus Christ! It's like a c0ck, but smaller!"

 

[gasbanni]

Let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

A little plagiarism doesn't hurt and can be entertaining ...dork definition .......(
noun
1.
Slang. a silly, out-of-touch person who tends to look odd or behave ridiculouslyaround others; a social misfit:
If you make me wear that, I’ll look like a total dork!
Synonyms: jerk, schmo; nerd, geek.
2.
Slang: Vulgar. penis.)......you really need to look at your Dark Lord ..Dork Lard user name I've told you before !

 

[EFLImpudence]

You are forgetting that, in religions, logic and reason have been suspended.

 

[Mottie]

Jesus Christ that's a biggun !!

Or

Jesus Christ is that it??

Jesus Christ....... when did you last change your underwear..........? ?

"Jeeeesus Christ! It's like a c0ck, but smaller!"

Christ! All three.