SMALL PEOPLE CAN THEY BE TRUSTED ...

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Moz

No not dwarfs/midgets ...

but small people ...

I have found that small men/women especially are the most unhinged Frightening nutters I have ever met , an when I meet a small person I am very very nice to them .. as through experiance , I find them very hard work to deal with ... wether their small statue is down to it , must be ...

I was very wary dealing with these lil people ...as they can turn /change manner in secs , Frightenly ....uuuurgh

I think they get this trait with school...sometimes being bullied /picked on maybe ..
they have a sack of spuds on their lil shoulders never mind chips ,lol
 
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Wuthering Heights Emily Brontë

Animal Farm George Orwell

Jane Eyre Charlotte Brontë

Lord of The Flies - William Golding

Of Mice And Men by John Steinbeck

I took English Lit at school an enjoyed it til I dropped out at 16 ..lol
 
As a tall person I've had problems with short arses all my life, half a pint of shandy and they get brave and I always come off worst, well who likes to see a big bloke throw a little fella across the room, I get held down and the little fella is invited to give it his best shot, ankle biters. :evil:
 
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"half a pint of shandy and they get brave and I always come off worst"

Exactly ...lol

I was once on a mates stag do in Blackpool waiting in the quere (sp?) to get in Rumours ,Freezing our a*ses off ..

we had wait 30 mins on the near seafront to get in , an this small bloke swaggers up banging into the crowd , LIL Ceaser type ,
My mate shouts to him "get in the quere napoleon "

uuuuurgh ... your heart sinks as this lil fool jumps around all clenched fists an spittle running down the side of his mouth ...

he comes over which
"C*** said that ! "

I was looking forward to a good time inside an said , "I did mate SORRY ! "
expecting a load of mouth then .... getting inside ...

OH NO , lil lad launches himself some how onto me , smacking me around the head , I was well dazed an SHOCKED .. this lil idiot had started ...OMFG


I threw him off me , an as he hit the pavement,
he was up again all over me ,
I was deflecting punches ,
my mate Stan , grabs this loon an throws him across Talbot sqe ,

by now the bouncers are marching down ,OMG

one of them (who I found out later was called chas )he said "NOT AGAIN ! "

He was waving the police van over who had been watching this ...LAZY TW*Ts

as I stood there shaking in adrenalin/fear..whatever this lil cretin was on my back ,
smacking the sides of my head ,
I then lost it ,
grabbed him ,
got him down an give him about 6 hard punches rght in the face as hard as I could pummel,
as this bouncer pulled me off ,
lil napoleon was blooded face /messed ,
an up straight up like a wibbly wobbly at me ,lol :)

by now the police were dragging this lil loonie away ,
an as they did he was trying too kick them in the head too ...

when I saw the police throw him head 1st in the back of the van I was soo pleased ,

chaz said "after that floor show you can go in ,
if we didnt cause any trouble"

I just needed a stiff drink an the ambulance was sent away ...

I went the gents
he had cut both eye lash areas , split lip , 2 black eyes one very puffy ...an worse still spots of blood all down my shirt ,lol

very good crowd in there as there got me on stage too the Rocky theme , lol
as 2 fit lasses in knickers an bras danced around me ...

I learnt off a barmaid lil napoleon was a local dealer (nasty lil sh*t, she said , I could vouch for that ,lol)
after 2 am , my friends an I were invited with bar staff too their after hours drink place , crazy scots bar ,
which was very good/nice of them ...

lil people eh ..
 
Yeah what about l'il people? At least we get wet after you lanky so and so's!

Oh yeah and don't forget - all the best things come in small packages ;)
 
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Yeah what about l'il people? At least we get wet after you lanky so and so's!

Oh yeah and don't forget - all the best things come in small packages ;)
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:p I don't need booze inside me to be fiery matey :p

My biggest son is 6ft 3" and I can still grab his ears when he's annoying his brother :evil:
 
or a swift head butt to the groin may be easier... depending on just how tall/ small you are in comparison to the rather tall 6ft 3!!!!
 
Yeah small people always pick on the biggest as well don't they?

I feel really sorry for them, they must go round in their lives feeling inferior all the time, like they have to prove something.

When I have been provoked into a fight, sure, it feels good to have not been beaten (note I didn't say to win) but I have always felt sad too.

One incident I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub. A little bloke asked her to dance and she said "No, I'm with him [me]". All evening he kept shoving me and spilling his drink on me. Now I ain't vain, and you always get that, so I turned the other cheek. He wants a fight, but I had the girl and wasn't going to give him a fight. Little tw*t was waiting outside for me at chucking out time. *sighs*. All that "Come on, then" rubbish and shouting in my face. I tried to walk away. Then tried again. I walked round the corner out of the sight of the bouncers/police and he STILL followed. Then he shoved me. That was all I needed. Handbags were out. He got me in a headlock but I picked him up and threw him against a wall. Then I did it again. He got up. I dodged a few punches (easy - I used to do a martial art). Held his throat against a wall, did the ungentlemanly thing with my knee/his crotch. Picked him up again, put him on top of a car. Walked off. With girl. That's what it's all about. :rolleyes: Looking over my shoulder he seemed to find the top of car comfortable.

Guess where this was? OUTSIDE RUMOURS IN BLACKPOOL! Flip Blackpool is rough these days.
 
ive read that boys will always be taller than their mothers...
think this must be true as Ive never seen otherwise.
I cant visualise my little warriors as fully grown men and how it would feel to be stood beside them towering above me... lucky you!
 
notb665

why wont they stay down after a battering ...?
stupid ...


regarding
Rumours ...

did this lil thug have a black leather rommel type overcoat on , normally to your knees but him ankles ...?

if so its the walshie lad ..lol
 
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