Sunday Quizz 1

[Gary_M]

It says THE father not HIS father. So THE father could be any man that had fathered children as well as the childs father (two fathers).

Good thinking, but sorry to say - nope

 

[Moz]

Moray,
I just googled that area ,

an they gave a list of Monty Pythonesque stature ,

where there is no social life for them scots but edujaction, edujaction, edujaction,

an wee boys are learnt the scriptures at two ,
an latin at 3 ,
an then the eggheads wander about aimlessly as youths discussing the merits of plato over an irn bru outside the co-op,

think royston Vasey but for interlects ,lol


then they go online an we got Gary_M here with his weird unnatural picture games , enticing us to the strange forbidden pleasure of learning an .....then we is all lost too the Devil ...

 

[noseall]

this isn't gonna be one of them carrot danglers where we never get to see the answer is it?

p.s did "ban" ever post the answer to that coin weighing thingy??

 

[keyplayer]

The lads mother was having carnal relations with two brothers at the time of his conception. And possibly twins. She was therefore unable to tell for certain which one had impregnated her. Subsequent paternity tests would not have been able to tell the two apart so they share responsibility. Long shot yes.

 

[ninebob]

A little boy is walkng with his grandad. They reach a bridge, and the little boy notices his father approaching the other side of the bridge. The little boy and his grandad begin their walk over the bridge, and the father does the same from the other side. No one else has got onto the bridge, or were already on it. When they meet in the middle, there are 4 people. Why is this?

Hmm. You say "the little boy and his grandad begin their walk over the bridge, and the father does the same" so it could be argued that the father is doing the same as the boy, i.e. walking with his grandfather. Therefore when you say no-one else gets on the bridge this is true because you have already implied the prescence of the father's grandfather.

 

[mlb3c]

ok ok....they aint dead
father is carrying someone when he gets on bridge

did you leave out just a teensy detail?

 

[Gary_M]

Moray,
I just googled that area ,

an they gave a list of Monty Pythonesque stature ,

where there is no social life for them scots but edujaction, edujaction, edujaction,

an wee boys are learnt the scriptures at two ,
an latin at 3 ,
an then the eggheads wander about aimlessly as youths discussing the merits of plato over an irn bru outside the co-op,

think royston Vasey but for interlects ,lol


then they go online an we got Gary_M here with his weird unnatural picture games , enticing us to the strange forbidden pleasure of learning an .....then we is all lost too the Devil ...

Are you sure that Google came up with all of this?

 

[Moz]

Gary_M
I held off the bit about the tefal foreheads , lol

to be honest though google your town an see , lol

 

[Gary_M]

Gary_M
I held off the bit about the tefal foreheads , lol

to be honest though google your town an see , lol

You are right

PS I've been for the forehead reduction (you can get it on the NHS up here)

 

[ninebob]

Come on, enough of the banter, is my answer right?

 

[Moz]

Moray
Its the Village of the Damned , lol

 

[Gary_M]

Come on, enough of the banter, is my answer right?

Sorry ninebob - it wasn't.

Ok, here is the answer (you are all going to hate me!!)..............the little boy was cr*p at counting

 

[Softus]

Gary_M - if you're tempted to post a second Sunday quizz, please would you take a walk instead.

 

[keyplayer]

Ok, here is the answer (you are all going to hate me!!)..............the little boy was cr*p at counting

Eh?? WTF??? You've forgotten the answer surely. Were there 4 people on the bridge or not? What have the boy's numerical skills got to do with anything? The puzzle never mentioned them, and emphatically asked how there came to be four people on the bridge. If that is really your answer to the quiz, I suggest you find a bridge of your own, and then leap from it.

 

[Moz]

can somebody tell me if Gary_M has commited suicide yet or if not does he need a hand , OH YES !!!