Susan Boyle

[tim west]

put another shilling in the meter Blas

 

[LastMagicBean]

here you go bahco

Pearl necklace ????? Nope, not even going there......
.

 

[Shytalkz]

Voice of an angel. Face of a pig.

 

[Blasphemous]

Hey blas, can you find a pic of Karen Standley in your bag of tricks?

Nah sorry bud. You probably already know this but....

UNEXPECTED FAME

Star-studded and lavish Tales of the Unexpected may have been, but it also gave some "unknowns" a taste of fame. Best remembered of them was the dancer who performed for the opening title sequence dubbed by one newspaper as "the sexiest dance on television".

Karen Standley was a 27-year-old secretary and housewife from Berkshire, and took a day off to record the sequence.

"The moves were my very own," recalled Karen, who never danced professionally but got the job because her boyfriend at the time worked for Top of the Pops and was contracted to make the titles for Tales of the Unexpected.

She was seen only in silhouette on screen and for the recording had to wear a white body stocking and white tights, with white greasepaint on her arms and legs to achieve the necessary effect.

"The greasepaint kept melting under the hot studio lights," she said. "It was horrible and uncomfortable and it took three baths to wash it all off. But it gave me some money - nothing staggering, but I got a new outfit out of it."

"I was just told to look as sexy as I could and I made it up as I went along. I got a fair amount of fan-mail - mostly adolescents who wanted a picture of me. I suppose I was their fantasy woman."

Karen is now a mother of two and works as a receptionist in a hospital accident and emergency department.

 

[Shytalkz]

Eek, Bahco, the stuff of dreams....err....

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• Shytalkz
• 19 Apr 2009
• 1

Tis enough to drive the man to the weed again

 

[WDIK]

here you go bahco

Pearl necklace ????? Nope, not even going there......
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OMG thats a scot

 

[Bahco]

Eek, Bahco, the stuff of dreams....err....

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• Shytalkz
• 19 Apr 2009
• 1

Tis enough to drive the man to the weed again

Well thats my bubble burst!

 

[Johnmelad]

Another fine figure of a woman...

 

[tim west]

give me susan anyday!!!!!!

 

[Blasphemous]

Maggie don't do Doggie either as 'the lady's not for turning'.

I feel a bit sick....

 

[yme]

She must do it doggie because with a face like that she'd still be a virgin.

 

[tim west]

mind you there's no way she gave birth to Carol and Mark

 

[Johnmelad]

Maggie don't do Doggie either as 'the lady's not for turning'.

I feel a bit sick....

Well done lad, another fun thread dragged to gutter level.

 

[Shutpa]

Well done lad, another fun thread dragged to gutter level.

This after ten posts! Have you been reincarnated?

 

[heatingman]

my other half works in the production side of the show biz world, I've had some right pigs round my house that you wouldn't give a second glance, when the slap brigade have finished they look like princess's, this statement also applies to the fellas as well. The wrinkles are the easiest to hide, and theres a lot of rhinoceroses out there.