That's only a workhorse
Ditto, mine.
Which is what most driving actually needs, and modern cars (EVs especially) fit that bill soooooo much better than "charismatic" older cars......
Then I can get myself something large, thirsty and impractical for the weekends.
You missed out unreliable, and uncomfortable
Bonnet up, letting the engine cool while hoping to flag down a passing samaritan: "What a great weekend!", you'll (not) be able to say