Here's how it happened. I know bugger all about plastering for starters.
My mate down the road is doing up his place too.
He gets a chap in a chucks him off site after the first day.
Then he gets my bloke in - and is really pleased with the results.
After painting, with no filler, the walls and ceilings look 99% ok.
So I use him to do my three ceilings. (Last october) I am still making up my mind what I want to do with the place and how.
Then I decide and get him back to do all three rooms and repair all the blown plaster.
I decide to strip out all the blown stuff which of course is an utterly awful job. Carefully I tap and lever until all the blown sand and cement old plaster is on the floor.
Many trips to the dump later....
He polls up and starts hardwalling the square (note the use of the word square) room upstairs. Then multifinishes the walls. To be honest the ceilings and the upstairs room are pretty acceptable looking. Of course I'd need to see one of your jobs to know what it "should" look like - then none of this would have happened.
So then he starts downstairs, in which there are many doorways, windows, bay window, chimney breasts, fireplaces etc. Again he two coat hardwalls the place out, which all seems fine. Apart from not closing the door and missing a bit.
Then I go to work (I took all the other days off) and leave him to complete the top coat downstairs. I arrive home to the shambles we've been discussing.
My view is that what he can do is plaster a flat surface, ceiling, large wall etc pretty ok. But anything more complicated, he's not capable of doing it properly. I have given up inspecting the job now, it's just affecting my state of mind at the moment and life's too short.
Roll no tomorrow when a bloke with 82 9.9's from checkatrade is coming to have a look Lots of photo's of his work. apparently he's also a decorator, mildly hopeful. Another leap of faith, I flippin hope not...!
Think what I'll do is let him do all the talking and consultancy.