The joke thread.
- Thread starter pete01
- Start date
When we had a new apprentice I told him to get me a left handed keyboard.
He actually took an hour going around the building asking for one.
'O000ps upside yer head' "i said, oops upside yer head" - xmas party in the works club. Not my proudest moment....but i was v.v. drunk at the time.
- Joined
- 25 Apr 2023
- Messages
- 2,796
- Reaction score
- 1,173
- Country
The good old days
- Joined
- 25 Mar 2025
- Messages
- 52
- Reaction score
- 3
- Country
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says “Would you like a pint?” The horse says “I think not!” and disappears.
Of course, for this joke to make sense you need to be familiar with the French philosopher René Descartes, who said “I think therefore I am”. The horse thought not, and therefore wasn’t.
I could have explained that before the joke but I didn’t want to put Descartes before the horse!
Of course, for this joke to make sense you need to be familiar with the French philosopher René Descartes, who said “I think therefore I am”. The horse thought not, and therefore wasn’t.
I could have explained that before the joke but I didn’t want to put Descartes before the horse!
