The joke thread.

This happened to me when I was young and handsome.
The bitchh never had any coffee...
I felt used...
Happens to me all the time ;)

Don't really know why I go up, I dont even drink coffee
 
I went to a job interview once. The interviewer asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I didn’t know all the words but I knew all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody so could I perform that instead?
 
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