the life of a DIY. NOT member

[markie]

Lets make a story about the DIY motley crew. I'll start.

Today I went to fix a ...

 

[Pensdown]

....a door bell. But when I tried to make myself known I couldn't find a door knocker?

So I.....

 

[securespark]

...went round the back, only to find...

 

[markie]

Old mother hubbert...

 

[markie]

Playing with a...

 

[Pensdown]

.....dead midget. I introduced myself as the door bell repair man and she said.....

 

[markie]

have you got any battries, ? this midget used to be gem but he's no good now.

 

[Pensdown]

....so I replied.....sorry darlin, I'm a pro, I only carry batteries for door bells and it's more than my jobs worth to fit one of our companies batteries in a midget doll. (even though I know the midget doll market is growing in Newcastle and my company should really branch out into this market)

Anyway,when I turned round to leave I couldn't help noticing the.....

 

[markie]

....so I replied.....sorry darlin, I'm a pro, I only carry batteries for door bells and it's more than my jobs worth to fit one of our companies batteries in a midget doll. (even though I know the midget doll market is growing in Newcastle and my company should really branch out into this market)

Anyway,when I turned round to leave I couldn't help noticing the.....

Just remembered you were at Newcastle not so long ago. so it was you, I seen walking down the street with that doll.

 

[Moz]

is the home of terror dolls an newcastle terrorists ...... are the new baghdad ...muslim hotbed , an bliar says geordies outside town .....shot on sight an stripped an to see ...

 

[markie]

is the home of terror dolls an newcastle terrorists ...... are the new baghdad ...muslim hotbed , an bliar says geordies outside town .....shot on sight an stripped an to see ...

thats the one.

 

[Nige F]

....so I replied.....sorry darlin, I'm a pro, I only carry batteries for door bells and it's more than my jobs worth to fit one of our companies batteries in a midget doll. (even though I know the midget doll market is growing in Newcastle and my company should really branch out into this market)

Anyway,when I turned round to leave I couldn't help noticing the.....

cracks in the paving appeared to become larger and then a truck came past loaded with fire extinguishers.............and fluid was dripping out the back of the truck

 

[Nige F]

is the home of terror dolls an newcastle terrorists ...... are the new baghdad ...muslim hotbed , an bliar says geordies outside town .....shot on sight an stripped an to see ...

what the autopsy reveals as their last meal

 

[mlb3c]

......and I thought, "what kinda outfit are they runnin over here? No wonder everyone drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks..........uh er....uh where am I???" Oh!.....fire extinguishers in a truck, right.....uh er so I walked a little faster...even though I already was running, even though you are not supposed to in a fire, but then again, if I'm IN a fire...I wont be running or walking and if I'm WATCHING a fire, then I'm no used to anyone anyway....so why don't I just go home? Oh, but I cant....I have business to take care of.....

 

[Thermo]

so i phoned up the fish and chip shop owner and ordered......