the life of a DIY. NOT member

[splinter]

Fish & chips but realised there is not a fish &chip shop anywhere in England that does a home delivery ,when to the fridge and got youre head stuck in the freezer box looking for something to eat and had to........

 

[big-all]

.......... remove next doors cat that had fallen in several months ago and only found fish fingers without cooking instructions so i ..............................

 

[ricicle]

....defrosted the cat and...

 

[markie]

.... wrote a letter to Jim to ask if he could fix it, but he said sorry no can do ask BAS.

 

[Richardp]

to be a mod so's he can ......

 

[big-all]

.......... find out how to work the microwave as the cat has a glazed look in its eyes and cant eat frozen fish fingers


but i just had to laugh...............

 

[markie]

..... slogger came by on his bike and said....

 

[big-all]

.............read the manual its on top of the fridge but its a shame that you cant see.............

 

[Richardp]

there's too many fish fingers in this country , send em back to ice land along with the fugee's or I will..........

 

[big-all]

.............shop at tescos next time

its a shame that petrol has .............

 

[markie]

.....gone up in price I fancy a trip to Cornwall to see my mate Richardp and.....

 

[big-all]

.........see how his plumbs are doing
i hear he has a lot of organic fruit and his marrows are..........

 

[markie]

.....doing fine on the diy not forum apart from crafty he's.....

 

[big-all]

...... worst for wear but when his hangover starts to............

 

[mlb3c]

....inspire those of us who dont usually drink because we tend to get VERY OBNOXIOUS...