The Police.

[misterdubya]

Got pulled in the van today with no seat belt on. I did put it on after she had seen me, but she turned around and gave it the blues etc.

One VERY good looking police woman who pulled me. I blatantly explained I had no belt on and I expected a a fine. She told me I had to 'hear the implications'. I was more than happy She then told me I'd passed the attitude test and I was to wear it, and get on my way.

No fine, and Im having a drink with her tomorrow.
Dunno if I should be scared because she is old bill or take my chances with a good looking lady

Mr. W.

 

[wotan]

creep

 

[swingles]

sounds like you want her to put you under her vest

 

[LastMagicBean]

They might be doing a 'Colin Stag' sting type thing.

Shes a 'plant' and only going out with you, and offering damn good sex, to find out inside info, on the whereabouts of the dead bodies or hidden drugs.

Not putting a downer on it or anything.

 

[Stivino]

She might turn out to be a good screw.

 

[seco services]

you must be hard up to go out with a pig.

 

[Corgigrouch]

Make sure that she warms her handcuffs....

 

[joinerjohn]

As she has let you off, she's probably more worried than you are.
What would the Sergeant say back at the station?
" What??? You let him off just because you fancy the pants off him?"



Nah seriously...... Good luck to you mate,,,,,, At the end of the day the Police are only human and do human things,,, like date, get married, have kids etc.

It's only a job/ career same as anyone else. Pay no attention to the people on here who'll make stupid remarks about the cops. They deserve a life too.

Having said that,,, Don't tell her about your stash of heroin, crack, cocaine,the cannabis bush in the greenhouse. Could be bad for you.

 

[seco services]

It's only a job/ career same as anyone else.

i don't recall ever hitting people round their head with Trunctions & riot sheilds while at work etc

get a life FFS.

 

[joinerjohn]

i don't recall ever hitting people round their head with Trunctions & riot sheilds while at work etc

get a life FFS.

I can't ever remember a time when I have joined a violent protest either, where the police have had to use truncheons /riot shields etc.

Your Point

 

[conny]

i don't recall ever hitting people round their head with Trunctions & riot sheilds while at work etc

get a life FFS.

I can't ever remember a time when I have joined a violent protest either, where the police have had to use truncheons /riot shields etc.

Your Point

That its amazing how many people you can tar with the same brush?

 

[seco services]

only human and do human things

It's only a job/ career same as anyone else.
Your Point

who said a protest
maybe arrested for something, police search.

only human and do human things

It's only a job/ career same as anyone else.

but that get alittle buzz from thinking they are one above anyone and like to try and take things abit to far, until the sh*t hits the fan and they get caught out.

they aren't worth a to**

 

[swingles]

What - none of them?

 

[seco services]

That its amazing how many people you can tar with the same brush?

and more the younger ones.

 

[conny]

So you would rather live in a society where there is no law and order in place?