Time to ban Porn

[Mottie]

I was waiting to check in to a hotel once and there was a vicar in front of me checking in. "I hope the porn channels are disabled" he said. "No" said the girl on reception, "it’s just normal sex, you fùcking pervert"…..

 

[JonathanM]

Me: I drove the new VW Golf yesterday, thought it was rubbish.
You: Oh, so VW are garbage are they? Do you know they're one of the biggest car manufacturers in the world?!?

My analogies are fine, trust me

That one is even worse.

 

[diy_fun_uk]

That one is even worse.

Let's leave it there, you're not getting it

 

[Brigadier]

Back to the golden era of the 80's when they had hair and the only thing pierced was a pair of staples through your favourite middle page spread.

Fold-away ladies

 

[transam]

I recall a documentary on the telly years ago
We’re they invited parents to a school to show them what there children were looking at on there phones

The look of shock and horror on all the parents faces

Yeah right

I suppose they had to look shocked

For the camera