Toaster, 2 or 4 slices

[Studders]

so anyway there's this cat with 4 slices of toast on it's back...........

Now I'm confused. Masona ate two slices so are we now talking a worktop bending six slice whopper?

The greedy so and so he didn't offer me one!

Never mind eh? Anyway, who wants a cat with cold toast tied to its back?

 

[securespark]

Well, I am bl**dy hungry right now......

 

[kendor]

Well, I am bl**dy hungry right now......

i'd rather just have the toast thanks

 

[securespark]

As my dear old Granny once said "Never turn down food, because you never know where your next meal is coming from."

 

[planenut]

But in this case, the food is already turned UP and sadly, we know where it's been - a fur meal in anybody's book!

 

[securespark]

Go three solid days without food and you'll consider eating things you wouldn't dream of eating before. OK, not cold raw cat maybe, but other things......

 

[kendor]

Go three solid days without food and you'll consider eating things you wouldn't dream of eating before. OK, not cold raw cat maybe, but other things......

You mean eat it raw while it's still warm?

 

[securespark]

As long as nobody objects. Having said that, the quadruped may object...

 

[AdamW]

Ever noticed how in the UK we eat almost entirely herbivorous animals?

Pigs - omnivores when need be but predominantly vegetarian
Cows - eat grass (well, they digest bacteria but that's beside the point)
Chickens - eat corn
Sheep - eat grass
Most fish - probably eat algae and stuff

Now, I know that people have mucked about with the food chain and been feeding sheep to cows, or chicken to chickens, but NATURALLY they are herbivores.

 

[securespark]

Don't forget Brachiosaurus - weren't they veggie?

 

[AdamW]

Did Brachiosaurs eat bracken?

Did Tyrannosaurs eat tyres?

And did Tricerotops eat (T)rice?

 

[securespark]

A quick lesson in nutrition by (Dr) Adam McKeith.....