TOILETS

[markie]

Another story from the sun paper.

Jail bosses are rebuilding toilets so muslim inmates don't have to use them while faceing mecca.
Thousands of pounds of taxpayers money are being spent to ensure lags are not offended. Muslim lags claimed they have to sit sideways on prison seats.
It's nice to see our money is spent wisely.

 

[Dellsmp]

just give them a hole with some hessian around it for privacy, it was good enough for us on scout camp

 

[hermes]

just give them a hole with some hessian around it for privacy, it was good enough for us on scout camp

Hessian?..You got hessian?......Luxury!

 

[markie]

We i think the prison bosses should go onto the plumbing forum and ask them to donate there time to do the job ( free of charge ).

 

[gcol]

Ah who gives a xxx.

 

[kevplumb]

We i think the prison bosses should go onto the plumbing forum and ask them to donate there time to do the job ( free of charge ).

methinks that might be an interesting debate marra

 

[markie]

We i think the prison bosses should go onto the plumbing forum and ask them to donate there time to do the job ( free of charge ).

methinks that might be an interesting debate marra

diynot will give you's name tags and a big sticker on your backs to advertise there forum,

 

[BOB.DOLE]

why cant they use there turpin

 

[Brightness]

If they want to complain about the loos then let them go back to slopping out and see if they prefer that.

The Prison Service, like any other govt. dept. are notorious for wasting money

 

[JohnD]

Another story from the sun paper.

Jail bosses are rebuilding toilets so muslim inmates don't have to use them while faceing mecca.
Thousands of pounds of taxpayers money are being spent to ensure lags are not offended. Muslim lags claimed they have to sit sideways on prison seats.
It's nice to see our money is spent wisely.

If it's in the Sun, it must be true, right?

 

[Brightness]

It was also on an internet news site yesterday, can't remember which one as I use several. Could probably find it if you want me to....

 

[JohnD]

This was on several Internet sites recently, and has also been published in a national magazine:

"Last week I attended an AA meeting, and to my horror, each person present stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I'm not having these boastful drunkards repairing my car. I can only hope the RAC have more responsible employees."

 

[Steve]

"jail bosses are rebuilding toilets"

I somehow doubt that statement.

 

[Nige F]

Another story from the sun paper.

faceing ........Nice pun
Thousands of pounds of taxpayers money are being spent to ensure lags are not offended. Muslim lags claimed they have to sit sideways on prison seats.
It's nice to see our money is spent wisely.

Faeces...Facing

 

[markie]

It would be cheeper to blind fold them and spin them round a few times then let them have a p##s or s##t,