We asked a builder to come round to us once..3 weeks later on a cold december night the door bell goes..I open it and this 'thing' is standing there..we look at each other..he says 'alright'..I say 'alright'
....more looks, long pause..
'do you want something?' I ask..
'Builder' comes the reply..
I now know who it is..but just to wind him up I said no..im a painter.
He said 'no..im a builder'
After a bit more acting datf I take him around the back of the house and show him a problem ive got with the garage..he ignores virtually every word I say..just about managing a 'yeh'...'hmmm'...'grunt'
Then come the estimate...or is it a quote..not sure..he tore the back of his fag packet off and wrote '750 cash' on it
After a couple more'pleasentries' he left...
I felt like sending him a nice response back on some dcent headed paper..
Something on the lines of...
Dear Mr.............
Further to your recent visit and with regards to your detailed quotation..
Go and **** yourself!
Your insincerely...
Beleive it or not..the guy was one of the best tradesmen in the area, excelent work etc..
But Richard Branson he aint!