Usual Xmas scumbags

[snico]

Funnily enough i never attened a burglary where they had a dog, i grew up with german shepards and am now on my 3rd and i/we never got burgled, my advice is get a big dog

Same here, they enter at their own risk. Our dog is very friendly and protective. If someone stupid enough decides to jump over my fence I would just let the dog chew their arms off!

 

[crank39]

Here you go, best house alarm money can buy, they'll even warn you when someones just milling about outside, mine once alerted me at 1am when she heard 4 youths nextdoor pinching pushbikes, police were called, youths were caught later that night and bikes returned, neighbour well impressed with my dog and they're asians who don't normally like dogs, see with no dog i was dead to the world, my house may have been next who knows


http://www.pets4homes.co.uk

 

[pred]

Jesus Knows You're Here"


A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head and
continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.




'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
huh? Who in the world are you ?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'

 

[HERTS P&D]

Very Funny



Andy

 

[spacecat]

Alarm doesn't need any of that. He'll start talking to them and bore them to death since his gob$hite is a lethal weapon

That actually made me laugh out loud

Alarm the RAMBO of the security world THE WORLDS GREATEST INTERNET HARD MAN!

 

[libby lou lou]

Funnily enough i never attened a burglary where they had a dog, i grew up with german shepards and am now on my 3rd and i/we never got burgled, my advice is get a big dog

Same here, they enter at their own risk. Our dog is very friendly and protective. If someone stupid enough decides to jump over my fence I would just let the dog chew their arms off!

A dog works as it's noisy, no other reason, none.

 

[snico]

Funnily enough i never attened a burglary where they had a dog, i grew up with german shepards and am now on my 3rd and i/we never got burgled, my advice is get a big dog

Same here, they enter at their own risk. Our dog is very friendly and protective. If someone stupid enough decides to jump over my fence I would just let the dog chew their arms off!

A dog works as it's noisy, no other reason, none.

My dog is not really a noisy dog, hardly ever barks unless hes being wound up.

The sight of him alone showing his teeth would scare any burglar away, I couldnt cope with a noisy, constantly barking dog.

 

[Alarm]

Cannot agree more, the empty boxes are a magnet to the C@@ts.

 

[Alarm]

And did I mention my two sets of chefs knives?

You'd probably make 'em lunch.

You don't need weapons, you're combat trained. Your bare hands are killing machines.

Alarm doesn't need any of that. He'll start talking to them and bore them to death since his gob$hite is a lethal weapon

We know more than the others know about ourselves.
TBH your the one who could talk a burglar to death,then bring him back to life and start another enlargement theory..............


xxx